New Year's Resolution - to Create a BLOG

to every other person on Planet Earth this may seem like a small feat, a tiny task, a limp noodle, a peat and repeat of 19??? through 2013 - it may be something you do hourly, daily, weekly, monthly or  not at all,  just something you TALK about doing.  But for me it is my New Year's Resolution. The only one I made, the only one I'll keep or have kept -- ever,  in my life or may ever BE in my life ... so allow me this one little extravagance - this tiny bit of techno joy, allow me to relish in the glory of, the joy of, the whipped cream on my body during sex of, the smashing my virgin cherry of  ......  creating a BLOG..... BETTER YET finding a heretofore untapped name on the VERY FIRST TRY!!!!!

Okay,  now the conundrum.... do I light a cigarette after this? Was this amazing enough to even CONSIDER lighting a cigarette?  Did I achieve the wonder of a blogger's orgasm?  Did you?  Did my keyboard thunder and quake -- did it tremble at my nimble, dancing fingers?  Was it as good for  you as it was for me? OR WORSE, FAR WORSE, TRAGICALLY "is that all there is  to it?"  Was this IT? should I add some flaming color? or cool  the mood with some frigid blues to match these historic apparently PLANET-WIDE temperatures? is  it appropriate to insert a photograph of something precious, something treasure above all things - the ONLY  creature on this miserable planet that means anything whatsoever to me?  My BELOVED, SLEEPY-HEAD, 14 year old (this coming  June 5), fluffy tailed, 70 lb., shepherd/chow mix Ranger-Danger?

OR should  I include the 1000+ photos I have of  him ---- on my cell phone or the quintuple that  which I have on my hard drive?? --- OR SHALL I CALL THIS A RESOUNDING SUCCESS AT KEEPING MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION and sparing you any furtherance of today's voyage  into the conundrums of a senile  senior citizen? HOISTING ANCHOR  AND SAILING ON MATES. 

Captain's Log Date 8 January the year of our Lord Two Thousand Fourteen.   Will update as more is learned of this creature the Senile Conundrums of a Senior Blogger